my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
— Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (via feellng)